Ah, the humble, delicious, and not-at-all deadly Georgia Peach. Staple of southern agriculture and various forms of cobbler. It was once suggested that man could live on peaches alone. This suggestion was not from a reputable source by any account (in fact it was from the four-year-old niece of a visiting mailman on take-your-daughter-to-work day), but that hasn’t stopped us. In our search for the truth behind this startling yet adorable claim we began to search far and wide for a Test Subject. It was raining pretty hard outside, though, so we ended up just going into the back room and grabbing one of our less useful employees. In a groundbreakingly scientific research attempt, we locked him in a room with nothing but peaches to see how he fared. This flavor is dedicated to his memory.
Date posted: September 21, 2013